I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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