If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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