New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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