So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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