i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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