omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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