Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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