and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He did a backflip because drugs
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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