A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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