so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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