There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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