he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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