thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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