Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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