whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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