I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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