So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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