After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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