he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think your dad took our porno
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
