what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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