Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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