I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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