? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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