do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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