Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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