About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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