I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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