You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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