her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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