great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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