I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
