Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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