Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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