we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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