I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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