seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
