i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize