Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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