So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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