Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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