So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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