Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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