found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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