I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
