Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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