He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
