Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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