So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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