I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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