this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
The air taste purple.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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