awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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