this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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