You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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