just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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