Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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