There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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